I didn't make this up. It comes from an online pregnancy and parenting website/community called The Bump. Long ago and far away I posted there until I realized that my ideas about motherhood were a little...hmmm...lets just say not mainstream. On the discussion boards they use to have posts for Flame Free Friday Confessions--you could post whatever you wanted without being judged. Hell, I post whatever I want all of the time, get judged, but who cares? Let's be honest, sometimes I need a break from grad school and life to just get the snark out.
So, here are my flame-free Friday confessions:
1. I am a dirty co-sleeper--oh wait we already know that. Well, I am STILL a dirty co-sleeper. SO, on the note of co-sleeping and bed-sharing, putting your infant on a couch with other kids...not co-sleeping. Deciding to get drunk or high with your baby--not safe co-sleeping. I actually hate cribs. I think they look like baby prisons. And I hate monitors. Why not just keep your baby near you??
2. For breakfast, I ate oreos and coffee. In fact, I DUNK my oreos in coffee.
3. I let my two year old bake with me. In fact, I let her use a meat tenderizer to smash candy canes in a plastic bag.
4. I have NO idea when my last shower was...don't judge me, I have two kids and a phd program to look after.
That's all for now...gotta save more for later. :)
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